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Ode to Hanging Jowls
Do your jowls hang low
as they wobble to and fro?
If they wiggle, squiggle, jiggle
like a loose-skinned foe
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Please do sing along but do not despair...
Are you tired of jiggly jaggly jowls
that sag as they wiggle,
to sway on both sides
and droop down in the middle?
So go swoop it all up
with skin so tight and taught
by using what nature gave you
to remodel what you've got.
Remember in the past when we worried
about our "Ears Hanging Low"?



NOW, we worry about our jowls and
everything else hanging low!
DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW - Nursey Rhyme
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